Wednesday, 25 July 2012

London Olympics 2012.

Never one to let an opportunity pass them by, the corporate world of Scientology  is going to make at least two million people a little happier with "their way to happiness" booklets which will be handed out to the passing throng in Olympic proportions. The Vulture Ministers, in the unlikely guise of yellow T-shirted dupes with the logo"Volunteer Minister" will be on hand to give out Olympic "touch assists" to those in need of resuscitation should it be required.

Resuscitation will be required, because lurking in the shadows will be the Scientology regges waiting for the miraculous opportunity to take your money and sell you advanced courses in how to be duped even further, but first it will start with a little booklet called "The Way to happiness". A set of common sense applications that most folks know anyway, but we have to give credit to L. Ron Hubbard, because he holds the copyright on your happiness, apparently.

"There is no more ethical group on this planet than ourselves."
- L. Ron Hubbard, KEEPING SCIENTOLOGY WORKING. 7 February 1965, reissued 27 August 1980
"In all the broad Universe there is no other hope for Man than ourselves."
- L. Ron Hubbard, "Ron's Journal" 1967

Watch videos and learn about the 21 precepts of The Way to Happiness, a non- religious moral code based on common sense, written by L. Hubbard. Learn how ...

Now did I just read that correctly or is my mind playing tricks on me, "a non religious moral code" what? by L. Ron Hubbard.But Scientology is a religion, isn't it? Well according to the Scientologists it is. But according to L. Ron Hubbard it isn't...

" not a religion."
- L. Ron Hubbard, CREATION OF HUMAN ABILITY, 1954, p. 251

So which is it? You can't have it both ways, Scientology.

But apparently, you can, when theres money to be made!

- L. Ron Hubbard, Hubbard Communications Office Policy Letter, 9 March 1972, MS OEC 384

"The Way to Happiness" won't be the only booklet handed out "say No to drugs" is another one of Scientology's non religious moral codes of practise and no doubt will be presented to you in none other than by the swingers of Jive, the Jive Aces.

Suited in yellow, these Olympian juggernauts of swinging and jiving will be playing live in Victoria Park, London on the 30th of July and the 7th August at 3pm.One can't help but wonder what happened to their moral code, when the drummer put his daughter in the Sea Org, after her Mother died.

But lets not dwell on moral codes written by a science fiction writer, there will be at least two million more Scientologists after the Olympics, won't there David Miscavige?

"I’m drinking lots of rum and popping pinks and greys."
- L. Ron Hubbard in a 1967 letter to his wife, written during the period when he was creating Scientology’s secret "upper levels."  (Bent Corydon and L. Ron Hubbard, Jr. a.k.a. Ronald DeWolf, L. RON HUBBARD: MESSIAH OR MADMAN? Random House 1989)

"Advanced Courses [in Scientology] are the most valuable service on the planet. Life insurance, houses, cars, stocks, bonds, college savings, all are transitory and impermanent... There is nothing to compare with Advanced Courses. They are infinitely valuable and transcend time itself."
- L. Ron Hubbard speaking of his Operating Thetan Courses, Flag Mission Order 375

"Let’s sell these people a piece of blue sky."
- L. Ron Hubbard to an associate in 1950, soon after the opening of the Hubbard Dianetic Research Foundation.  (Jon Atack, A PIECE OF BLUE SKY: SCIENTOLOGY, DIANETICS AND L. RON HUBBARD EXPOSED, Lyle Stuart/Carol Publishing Group. 1990)

"We're playing for blood, the stake is EARTH."
- L. Ron Hubbard, Hubbard Communications Office Policy Letter, 7 November 1962


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