A couple of nights ago, we had the Bafta's in Britain, this is a celebration of the British Film Industry, but who have we got awarding Leo DiCaprio, none other than the hollywood super star Tom Cruise. Yes, Tom chubby cheeks Cruise, super star, Homo novis, body thetan extraodinaire.I wonder where all the British top actors are that could have given Leo his award?
Strange that Tom should give out awards for The Revenant, meaning someone who reurns from the dead, the notion was not lost on me.Tom Cruise is a scientologist and they fervantly believe they come back lifetime, after lifetime.Only one problem with that theory, where is L. Ron Hubbard, the founder of Scientology, he died in 1986 and as far as I know we are all still awaiting his return.
Tom chubby cheeks Cruise could have given out awards for the film, Bridge of Spies, a far more fitting title for the scientologists, but alas, that might have been too provocative of the scientology Intelligence agency, or what about the film The Martians? You can just imagine the uproar on Twitter, Xenu would have had a fresh revival of jokes about volcanoes and body thetans...
But, good old Tom chubby cheeks Cruise managed to get the twitterers twittering anyway, never mind body thetans, what about botox? Try and audit that out!
'Stung by a million bees' Fans slam Tom Cruise for 'scary' plastic ...
Love the mask...
Nobody has ever bothered to comment, but who is the heavily tanned guy behind Cruise, on his right shoulder? The Bridge of Spies! You don't get Total Freedom with these guys...
Strange that Tom should give out awards for The Revenant, meaning someone who reurns from the dead, the notion was not lost on me.Tom Cruise is a scientologist and they fervantly believe they come back lifetime, after lifetime.Only one problem with that theory, where is L. Ron Hubbard, the founder of Scientology, he died in 1986 and as far as I know we are all still awaiting his return.
Tom chubby cheeks Cruise could have given out awards for the film, Bridge of Spies, a far more fitting title for the scientologists, but alas, that might have been too provocative of the scientology Intelligence agency, or what about the film The Martians? You can just imagine the uproar on Twitter, Xenu would have had a fresh revival of jokes about volcanoes and body thetans...
But, good old Tom chubby cheeks Cruise managed to get the twitterers twittering anyway, never mind body thetans, what about botox? Try and audit that out!
'Stung by a million bees' Fans slam Tom Cruise for 'scary' plastic ...
'What has Tom Cruise done to his face?' actor sparks plastic surgery ...
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ACTOR Tom Cruise made a surprise appearance at the BAFTAs last night to present an award, but it was his face rather than his presenting ...
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Love the mask...
Everyone seems to think he's had plastic surgery...well, of course he has, but not recently. He's packed on a few pounds. That's it. His face got fat. He had a facelift before he married Katie Holmes. He looks different because he's chubby now. Maybe it's for a new role. I can't believe a control freak like he didn't gain weight on purpose.
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