Saturday, 29 June 2013

Body Thetans Get Off My Face!

I found this little gem on the Daily Mail newspaper...

How Volcanoes Keep You Young

The last time volcanic ash was in the headlines, it was  for grounding hundreds of flights during the 2010 eruption of the Icelandic volcano  Eyjafjallajokull.

Now it has been heralded as the latest miracle beauty product and an an elixir of eternal youth.

BioEffect is already a cult product in Iceland where 20 per cent of the  women over 30, use it and this month it launched in it's UK stores such as Selfridges and Boots.The serum contains extracts of barley grown in soil containing high levels of deposits of 2,000- year old  volcanic ash.The makers of the product claim that this ash-enriched barley can reduce the appearance of age of a 52 year old by more than ten years.

Volcanic ash may spell disaster for your holiday plans, but it could work wonders on your wrinkles.
There should be a warning on this for all unsuspecting scientologists who purchase this product,

Warning - Won't give you any more Body Thetans than you have already got!

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